We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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