Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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