My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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