we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
