Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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