my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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