My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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