Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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