i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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