i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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