At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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