I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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