the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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