The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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