Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
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Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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