i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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