Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Are we still banned from the library?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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