I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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