Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
You're like the curious george of whores
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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