Dual....:-)
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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