Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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