lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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