dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
His hands were made for my vagina.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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