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go home
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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