There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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