The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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