Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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