Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
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