I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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