I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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