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Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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