That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
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