Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
he thought i was a dude.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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