My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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