They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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