You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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