...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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