haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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