Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
it glows. i had to have it.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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