no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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