Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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