don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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