How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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