And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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