white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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