i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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