The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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