I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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