i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
This is the high leading the old right now
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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