I must be too annoying 4 u.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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