What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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